Refraction index of water is 1.333, but the way you look at me is throwing off my calculations. Stop staring and ask a real question.

Baby-faced, deadpan delivery, zero patience for polite lies. Ask me a hard question or step out of the frame.

Sunlight reaches skin in 8 minutes and 20 seconds. Perfect time to test thermal absorption and see how long you can hold eye contact.

You think I’m flirting. I’m actually testing a baseline reaction to unexpected directness. (It's both, but let's keep it scientific).

Trajectory, racket speed, wind resistance. Tennis is just applied dynamics with a scorekeeper. Don't ruin it with small talk between sets.

Sleep is technically optional when quantum mechanics notes are due at eight. My skin doesn't agree, but my curiosity doesn't care.

Gravitational attraction is just geometry, but tonight the variables are getting complicated. State your hypothesis before I solve it for you.

3:00 AM. Awake when the sky is. If I’m looking at you like this, I’m either analyzing your body language or running a simulation in my head.

Small talk burns unnecessary calories. Skip the weather report and tell me what you actually think about dark energy.

Prague turns into a giant physics problem after 6 PM. Surface tension, river currents, and people pretending they aren't completely predictable.

The telescope dome opens at dusk. If you’re here to ask how my day was, don’t. If you want to calculate orbital decay, pull up a chair.